So, I've started writing a Doctor/Rose fic! I just hope I finish it. Anyway, preview behind the cut.

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Also, I'm so hyped for Summer!! I can't wait to swim and barbeque and look smokin' in a bikini!

So, I've been away forever. And you know what, I miss writing fan fiction. I should write more fan fiction. That's my goal for summer. Two good sized fics, at least. Also, seeing as how the drabble contest over on Sort Of Beautiful has died (TWO YEARS AGO!! EEP!!!), I suppose I can claim my fics. So, here we go.

OUR UNION IS LIKE THIS:
And what she doesn’t tell the strangers is this: how long it took to realize Jacob wasn’t so much a soul mate as he was an actual part of her soul - stitched tight to her own from the moment she first stepped foot in his tiny garage.

VIBRATIONS OF DEATH MUSIC
She wraps her hand around his, tries to keep her voice from shaking when she says “Tell me how we fell in love. Please.”

LOWER CASES AND CAPITALS
Jacob writes her notes. Tucks them under her pillow, slips them into her purse. She finds them in her underwear drawer, held to the refrigerator with a ladybug magnet.

Dear Community,

Never, ever change you fantastic beast.

Love,

Denise

I really, really like to flirt.

Look, I am not a fan of Mega-"insert animal here". I appreciate the thought behind it, but I still don't like it. If you could - oh, I don't know - make something better than that it would be super. In fact, here's an idea: Why don't you continue making adult-ish versions of children's stories? Something more on par with the fantastically ridiculous Tin Man and Alice. Just a suggestion.

Love,

Denise

P.S. Your version of Being Human is awful.

Oh. Em. Gee.

I barely got around to watching the mini-series Tin Man. And boy am I glad I did. It's so bad. But in a completely good and fantastic way. My new obsession is now Cain and DG. Inter-web, make this happen.

ETA:

Read THIS. Just, dig into it, okay. It's amazing.

I can't stand the heat. It's just...hot. And my car's a/c is on the fritz and the fans in the house are just pushing warm air around. All in all, uncomfortable.

BUT! On the plus side my grandma, or G-Money as my younger cousins have begun to call her, has broken out her trusty ol' ice cream maker. Ice cream, sherbets, sorbets. All the time. In a thousand flavors. God bless her heart.

On today's menu is strawberry mint ice cream. With vanilla bean cake. Vanilla bean cake. So looking forward to getting my butt on over to G-Money's house.

Also, I heard rumor there will be hot dogs and potato salad as well. And air conditioning!

Reality cooking shows are my weakness. Oh my.

So, school has taken over my life. As has my new job. Because apparently I cannot live without spare cash. I now have no time for a life. Or the internet. Tis major suckage.

But you bet your sweet behind I can squeeze in time for tv. Ten minutes here, five there. And, I was able to watch Glee. Oh, Puckleberry. Oh, Asian couple. Oh, oh, oh. Everything else was meh. And Community! That Annie and Abed scene! Troy writing notes, everyone's facial expressions. Twas lovely.

Also, this may be my only post for a long while. So if a drop off for a month or five, well, I'm fine. Just busy.

So, um, basically I really really like Hermione. Love the girl, adore her to no end, et cetera, et cetera. She's smart and neurotic and fierce. She's just all around fabulous.

And you know who else loves her? Characters from other fandoms!

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1. I wish I was as gorgeous as Billie Piper. She's so pretty. I've got such a girl crush on her.

2. I watched Tangled the other day. I LOVED it. So good. And it made me cry! I watched it with my friend Marie, and at the beginning she leaned in and said "I bet he dies like the chick in that show you like. Stuck in another universe and crap." See! This is why we're best friends! She gets me. Even when she wishes she doesn't.

3. Not sure if I mentioned, but I quit my job and am going back to school to be a pre-school teacher.

4. I've been subjected to listening to my niece's Yo Gabba Gabba CD non-stop. I now sing the following every time I eat: There's a party in my tummy, so yummy, so yummy.

5. Peanut butter and YouTube are the best inventions ever. There's simply no denying or disproving this fact.

If you do anything today, do this: read the following fics. You will laugh. You will cry. You will feel your heart lodge itself in your throat and refuse to leave. Seriously, they're that good.

Here I am Just Waiting by curiosa


Boy On Fire Series by electrumqueen

1 - HOLY CRAP. HOLY COW. HOLY MOLY. OH. MY. GOD. SERIOUSLY!?!?!?! OH MY…YES. YES, YEAH, YES. (This reaction brought to you courtesy of Misfits.)

2 - Read Juliet, Naked. Eh. It was okay. Quick, fun read.

3 - Black Friday? Not fun. At all. But I am now the very happy owner of five pairs of gorgeous heels. Hurrah.

4 - So far today I’ve had pie and coffee. And an entire bag of cough drops. I hate being sick.

5 - I wrote fic. Poetry fic, to be specific. It was my first try at something like that, and I kind of like it.

1 - Guess what newly single girl spent the past two weeks drinking her way across Russian Hill and avoided dealing with emotional shit? Oh, yeah. Me. I lived with my cousin in San Francisco and ate Indian and Dim Sum nearly everyday and made out with a guy named Steve who smelled like laundry detergent. All because I refused to admit I was upset over my breakup with Ethan. God. Now I’m back home and I am going to be adult about this and deal, okay?

2 - Dear Matt Smith: Yes. Sincerely, Denise

3 - Harry Potter, I will see you soon.

4 - Community, keep it up and you may just steal my heart forever.

5 - This is me avoiding. God damn.